I’ve seen way too many articles swirling around the web that are too far on the serious side when it comes to the Oscars. Seems there are a lot of furrowed brows, and finger pointing going on in the direction of Male categories. Well….. TTHHHHPPPPP!!!! Hosh posh!!
LIGHTEN UP!!
Enough of the serious already, and lets have a little fun. So, I offer you my winner predictions for Best Supporting Actor, and Best Actor. My predictions for who will win is purely based on cuteness/sexiness in my opinion. This post is written in the intent to be lighthearted, so if the subject of Oscars, or judging the cuteness of men is a sensitive one for you then you may want to find another post to read today.
OK, ready? Lets go over the nominees for Best Supporting Actor:
Kenneth Branagh
I can’t help it. All I see here is Gildaroy Lockhart. Yes, I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan, but Gildaroy was never on the top 10 fave character list and whenever I see Mr. Branagh I can’t help but see the wimpy, dastardly clever, yet cowardice Gildaroy Lockhart. He doesn’t get my vote.
Am I the only one who saw the potential in this guy when he looked like this???
Or now that everyone has seen him like this is it safe to jump on the Jonah bandwagon? He’s cute AND funny. What every girl wants, right? And as you can see has some serious sex appeal potential.
Nick Nolte
Nick… oh Nick. I’m sure this guy is sick of seeing his own mugshot, so we’re going to leave that out of this post. Let’s just go back in time and pretend that Nick Nolte still looks like this. *swoon*
Christopher Plummer
If good looks could stop a train then be prepared to get derailed. Most of you probably remember him as Mr. von Trapp. He was super sexy then.
And? Has continued to age well. You should all be so lucky to have your man still look this good at that age.
Max Von Sydow
He’s very distinguished. There’s a certain something about him that makes me want to come back for more, but doesn’t leave me swooning.
And the award for Best Supporting Actor based completely off looks is………. drum roll…….
Jonah Hill!!!!!!
(no, I don’t expect you’re surprised right now)
Let’s move on, and quickly review the nominees for Best Actor
Damian Bichir
Sure, I love me some tall dark and handsome, but this guy? eh. Next!
George Clooney
*sigh* I remember the first time I saw this man on my TV screen. ER. I was convinced that some day I’d be old enough for him. And according to his dating track record, he gets older and the girls he dates seem to stay the same age. Meaning? I’M FINALLY OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS SCRUMPTIOUSNESS MAN!!! And? The older he gets, I SWEAR the sexier he gets. I’m sure one day that will change, but until that day comes I will continue to drool.
Jean Dujardin
No bad, not bad at all 
Gary Oldman
I think people are either on one side or the other with Gary. You either like what you see, or you don’t. I? Do. I think the only time I can honestly say there was a time I DID NOT like his look, it was as Mason Verger in the movie Hannibal. Thank goodness it was only props and makeup!!
Brad Pitt
Young Brad. Hot. Matured Brad. Hot. Married Brad and Dad Brad. HOT. No matter his current status in life, Brad Pitt is forever hot.
And the award for Best Actor based completely off looks is………. drum roll…….
George Clooney!!!!!!
(what can I say, I’ve swooned over him the longest. I’m faithful. However, let me just say that if Leonardo DiCaprio were in this nomination he’d win no contest)
So that’s it ladies. Hope you’ve enjoyed my predictions. But seriously now, I’d like to know, who you do think will win?
